Greek Joy

Taking good photos of food is a black art. There's a reason on TV and print ads they do thinks like use coke for coffee, whip cream dyed yellow for butter, etc. Many prepared foods simply don't photograph well.

Just don't. Save your time – your money. This place is the worst meal i've ever had in my life. It was a crime against the greeks. Agamemnon is rolling over in his grave. If the Greeks didn't have bigger problems they'd beat down this Greek Joy asshole's front door for doing their country a wrong. If you love yourself you should boycott this restaurant. Specifically why this place is criminal is :Greek salad – not a greek salad (or even a good salad lettuce limp like flaccid baby penises – poor excuse for dressing – two olives! ONLY two olives, three or four thin slices of feta)oh yeah right – OLIVE BREAD – tasted no olives – saw no olives – dry two day old paris baguette bread. really tasty if you hate yourself. some sort of lasagna crap – basically what i just said gyros – thick, floury, bland, and chewy in a bad way pita bread. sandwiched between this delicious piece of starch is chicken that tastes more like the dirty grill that it was cooked on than a protein. more flaccid baby penis vegetables. Am I making u want to go yet? souv-crapi = poorly cooked chicken with strong grill flavors rammed onto two chopsticks. served on a bed of moist "fried rice". Servers – crap, slow and stupid Music – Too loud. thought we were bollywood extras.

is the owner greek? or does he have  a greek heritage…this doesn’t look Greek to me..anyway what do I know.. I haven’t been there.